Nyko announces cancerous lump for Wii nunchuck

Cancer!

Ever ready to give the screaming ignorant hordes what they want, Nyko will release a wireless solution for the pandemic we know as the cord between the Wii-remote and the Wii-nunchuck. Never more will that annoying white strap smack you in the face when you’ve worked yourself up in Wii Boxing! Consider your life complete now that you’ve made your once svelte nunchuck attachment more dumbbell than ninja weapon.

Is this truly a problem for anyone? And is this solution really any better? Getting past the coiled wrapping of the cord and the early 90’s flight-sim-stick aesthetic, this thing runs off of two AAA batteries. Yes, more batteries. If they’re already going to make something so damn ugly, couldn’t they at least throw a small rechargeable battery in there? They do make those kind of things, after all.

Anyway, Nyko will ask for your money on this product soon. No price has been officially announced but expect it to be cheaper than their $29.99 full-wireless nunchuck replacement.

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- Rob O’Reilly 

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