Truly Frightening: Realistic Mario
When trying to stay awake, be it cramming for an upcoming midterm, or pulling an all-nighter finishing off a 16 page essay comparing Charolette Bronte’s Jane Eyre and Iris Murdoch’s The Unicorn, the need to stay alert and lucid is critical. Up until this point in human history, we’ve had to resort to coffee, energy drinks, over-the-counter medicine, street level drugs, or some amazing combination of the preceding. But now we have a safe, legal, and free alternative. Stare into the looming darkness and fear:

Realistic Mario. Those that have had their fight-or-flight mechanism triggered are probably already held up in a corner, noting the number of exits/entrances in the room and assessing which items would be suitable for makeshift weaponry. To those still somehow reading these words: do not remove the image block extension currently installed in Firefox. Do not do it! Save it for a time when you need superhuman strength, agility, and hearing. You’ll thank me.
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- Rob O’Reilly
