Easter comes to your Mii parade. Not really.
Halo 3 in church? Too violent to be consistent with Jesus’ teachings (also, Aliens don’t exist, f.y.i.). But Nintendo Wii in a church? Now we’re on to something. Ever the progressives, the Mission Bay Community Church has tried something a tad bit clever to promote their upcoming Easter Sunday service: leveraging the popularity of Nintendo’s digital caricatures, Miis.
Man, these people must be onto something. I mean, look at what Jesus is wearing! That isn’t a stock choice in the Mii Channel! If that isn’t a clear sign that their is a divine hand holding that Wii-remote, I don’t know what is!
Alternative jokes: (1) Take that Evolutionists! This is one creature that must’ve been intelligently designed!
(2) Now, let’s watch him perform the miracle of transubstant-Wii-ation. Look, he doesn’t even need friend codes!
(3) What an epic fail. Everyone knows Jesus is a total X-bot.
Points, at least, for not making Jesus a white man with blue eyes. Points subtracted for ignoring Cadburry Creme and Mini Eggs.
- Rob O’Reilly
