I realistically don’t know why I even started this website. Seriously, there really isn’t a point because it finally happened.

What happened? Well, Soulja Boy released a song called “Crank Dat.” And, with that, there is nothing else left to contribute to society or culture. Consider this our greeted-by-Spanish-conquistadors-moment, because really, it is just a slow burn until we’re replaced by the next great civilization. Now, please, let me crank dat:

Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YOOOOUUUU)
I’m Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im cockin on ya bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Bathen Apes

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YYYOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Posted on Sunday, October 21st, 2007 at 2:12 am in the category:Culture. Comment RSS 2.0 feed. Comment it , or trackback this post.