The following is an execerpt from my forthcoming 3,000 page survival guide entitled “A pocket guide to the Apocalypse.” Due to the length of the piece, and, of course, the secrets it contains, it must be hidden behind, what is affectionately referred to within the internet-writing community as, “the break.”
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Those who hate pressing 1 for English: prepare to be sent into a rage so consuming that no one will be spared from your murderous anger. Ready? Okay.

God, multiple language choices make me so angry! Why can’t these fucking people just learn English and save me the 2 seconds it takes to press 1 […]

Is Thanksgiving no longer doing it for you? Are you tired of simply deep frying your bird? Do you feel like you need to move up to the street-drug equivalent of Holiday meals? Well, thankfully, the internet is seeing fit to supplying your fix.
Serious Eats has a round up of content related to the ultimate […]

For more information on Peter Popoff, check our first Miracle Ministry Recap here, or check out his Wikipedia page. For those unwilling to read anything more than what is in front of you: Peter Popoff is a fraud, a thief, a liar, and an all around terrible person. This is me being as even […]

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Alexey Pajitnov must sleep terribly at night. While his products are much loved by their users, ultimately, he has ruined countless lives. In this regard, yes, Alexey Pajitnov is no better than a drug dealer. Pajitnov cooked up, like so much crystal methamphetamine, the much […]

Let’s agree on one thing: as a basic rule, Americans love fast food. I know some of you out there, the light-weights, are saying to yourselves, “but, but, I only eat organically grown soybeans!” You aren’t American. Yes, you were born in America, but you are not American. You have somehow tricked yourself into thinking […]