Huckabee must be President.
Why should former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee be elected President of these United States? Is it because he doesn’t believe in evolution? Is it that he thinks Jesus would believe in the death penalty? Is it that he wants to isolate all people carrying the AIDS virus? Is it that he thinks homosexuality is not only sinful but harmful to your health? Or is it that he thinks God is actively controlling the destiny of his campaign?
No, it is none of those things.
We must elect Mike Huckabee because, when told that the Canadian parliament meets in a down-scale replica of the Arkansas state capitol building constructed entirely from ice and affectionately called “the national igloo” and that this igloo was in danger of melting from global warming forcing the Canadian government to construct a dome around it, he didn’t pause for a moment and wonder why he had never heard any of this before. No. When he heard this news he congratulated the Canadian government’s efforts to preserve their national igloo – just like a real President would.
Look, I understand there is a lot of editing magic that takes place in shows like these. However, at the very least, we can be assured that Mike Huckabee was convinced that A) Canada has a “national igloo” and B) Canada had done something to preserve it.
Which leads us to the two possible defenses of Huckabee: A) He is easily mislead or B) He really is a backwater hillbilly.
Go ahead, Huckabillies, take your pick.
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- Rob O’Reilly
