The inaugural post for this website was an immediate concession: nothing I can do here will ever top Soulja Boy Tellem’s contribution to our society, an epic narrative of a man’s struggle to both crank that and robocop called succinctly “Crank That (Soulja Boy).” At the time I postulated that “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” was […]

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If there are two worlds that have been set on a collision course, it is certainly the worlds of highly caffeinated energy drinks and videogaming. Remember those youthful nights spent trying to fight both Bowser and one’s own eyelids […]

I’m not sure if the makers of Cocaine had intended for this pun to be used in every review, but I feel it necessary: I’d rather snort Mötley Crüe-at-their-peak levels of actual cocaine than ever have to drink this stuff again. Cocaine, an energy drink which purports to being “the legal alternative,” is quite easily, […]