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Excerpt from “A pocket guide to the Apocalypse”

Friday, November 16th, 2007

The following is an execerpt from my forthcoming 3,000 page survival guide entitled “A pocket guide to the Apocalypse.” Due to the length of the piece, and, of course, the secrets it contains, it must be hidden behind, what is affectionately referred to within the internet-writing community as, “the break.”
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The bane of my existence: fast food

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Let’s agree on one thing: as a basic rule, Americans love fast food. I know some of you out there, the light-weights, are saying to yourselves, “but, but, I only eat organically grown soybeans!” You aren’t American. Yes, you were born in America, but you are not American. You have somehow tricked yourself into thinking […]